Friday, February 11, 2011
Happy Feet the Great!
I am Happy Feet! I am in a troubling process because I want to be a mom but EVIL little Briana decides to lift my bottom and take my eggs! Do you know how much time I spend in the morning getting ready and that includes fluffing my bottom!
Humans there are always too many but never too little. I wish I were ruler of the earth then they would be under my control! so then they will be good for something other than picking me up and squishing me to death! I always wondered why the other hens liked getting snuggled. The name of the squishier is...Briana. That is the one who steals my eggs too!!! I have pecked her many times but she keeps on coming back! Who does that?! When you are under attack you don't come back you beg for mercy!
Goodness... you would think humans would be smart enough to learn that especially spending most of their lives in school. Humans will never learn! I was in school yesterday and I learned that chickens brains fully mature at the age 1 and that humans brains don't fully mature till 23! So that proves that chickens are smarter and that I have a more likely chance of ruling the earth better than any super villain! They better watch out for the mighty... cool...fabulous...evil...5 inch...ROYAL PAIN!!!
That's right people... A CHICKEN SHALL DEFEAT YOU!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Sincerely the evil mastermind,